Summary of Romeo and Juliet

  • romeo: im so sad
  • romeo: ill never be happy
  • romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
  • romeo: WHO DAT
  • romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY
  • romeo: imma dance with her
  • romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*
  • juliet: dafuq are you
  • romeo: shh *kiss*
  • juliet: :oo
  • *party over*
  • romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
  • romeo: LADY
  • romeo: HEY LADY
  • juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
  • romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married
  • juliet: dont you think its too soon
  • romeo: idk
  • juliet: brb
  • romeo: k
  • juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
  • romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
  • *next day*
  • rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
  • friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
  • romeo: yeh
  • friar: ok fine ur married
  • rome and juli: yaaaay
  • *some time later*
  • tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
  • mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
  • tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*
  • mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
  • romeo: hnnn
  • tybalt: ....
  • romeo HNNN
  • tybalt: ...
  • romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
  • tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
  • prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
  • romeo: i sorry
  • prince: no ur banished
  • romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
  • romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
  • friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok
  • romeo: k *leaves*
  • juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
  • friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
  • juliet: ok
  • juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*
  • nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
  • lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
  • nurse: k
  • juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
  • romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
  • romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD
  • romeo: WHAT
  • romeo: WHAaaAaaaT
  • romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
  • romeo: *buys potion*
  • romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
  • romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
  • romeo: but im sure she is
  • romeo: *kiss juliet*
  • romeo: *drinks poison*
  • romeo: he ded
  • juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
  • juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
  • juliet: HE DED
  • juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*
  • oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
  • friar: *comes in cell*
  • friar: uh oh
  • prince: WHAT DIS
  • CAPULET: WHAT DIS
  • LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS
  • MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS
  • CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother
gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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lolsomeone-actually:

pstumpandtheclappers:

sarahmouse:

spindleshanking:

zombiotic:

aviculor:

drkarayua:

glutenfreewaffles:

glutenfreewaffles:

remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

how  many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc

it’s always the leaves oh my god

it was streetlights for me

Rocks on the ground for me.

Trees on the mountains.

I was really excited to find out that grass is made of individual pieces.

People have faces.

My tv lol

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thelibrarina:

basingtei:

madameatomicbomb:

catsarejudgingyou:

We’re rightfully terrified right now.

"BE PREPARED FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEEEEEWWWWWSSS!"

A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer!


And where do we feature?!

Just listen to teacher!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thelibrarina:

basingtei:

madameatomicbomb:

catsarejudgingyou:

We’re rightfully terrified right now.

"BE PREPARED FOR THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! BE PREPARED FOR SENSATIONAL NEEEEEWWWWWSSS!"

A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer!

And where do we feature?!

Just listen to teacher!

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tastefullyoffensive:

Emails from the House Sitter [grimmalkin/picrequests]

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kruel-kid:

Me

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jenawithonen:

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

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Today’s picture of myself will be a video! :D

3 hours ago on 04/24/14 at 12:47pm

howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you  also  what  when  why  how  look  because  never

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megustamemes:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

megustamemes:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

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doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

Inspired by THIS 

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