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sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

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failstun:

i have arrived

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feferiden:

goldenanubiscat:

I always wondered what surf would look like outside of a pool of water

that’s actually sick

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rasec-wizzlbang:

rotifers:

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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I’m really curious about the story behind that image.

someone tickled the back of the plane’s neck

"Sweet mother, sweet mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptised in blood and fear.”

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darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

(via chicken-fingers)

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

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